Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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