i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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