oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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