tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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