no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I see more hoeing in ur future
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