she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Bring me that man meat
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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