I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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