Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Let's paint friendship bongs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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