I want to make a zoo with you.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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