Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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