Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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