.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My pussy is not your playground.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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