yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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