dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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