i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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