the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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