I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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