Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.