She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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