If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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