READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You need Xanax blowdarts
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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