She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize