their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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