question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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