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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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