handjob tips. give me some.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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