that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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