My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
3pm strippers are depressing
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
