Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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