FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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