I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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