All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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