Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
did you just send me my own nude
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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