I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I think people are normalizing furries
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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