He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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