YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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