that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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