Christians are straight up FREAKS
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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