can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she looked like the before picture.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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