mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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