I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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