i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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