People with herpes should wear stickers.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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