So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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