I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Never joke about your clitoris.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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