As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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