We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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