Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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