I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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