He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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