we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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