well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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