It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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