She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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