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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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