I swear she didn't look like that last week.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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